Body jokes
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
My dick is longer than your life.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Your face with my cum.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
Penis.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."