Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
