What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady apparently it’s “harassment!”
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
I've been looking for my parents for years.for the life of me I can't remember where I hid their bodies
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
The woman body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles while her head can be seen as the head of a penis. This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit look like the schlong.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, “The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis.” 🥰
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully she was hot and had a nice ass so it was enjoyable raping her. The next day when i woke up I found her body only half eaten, her lower body was still intact so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast, her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Whats a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "Calfs"!
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
