Suck my pp!
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Wanna see my pp again?
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
