Body

Body Jokes

"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? Heโ€™s all right now."

How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?

Once you take away the legs and the breasts, youโ€™re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

I guess thatโ€™s what you call โ€œFLATโ€ulence.

What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?

If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’– โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ’– โฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ’˜