Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice'"
After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
How much balls do you have on your body 2 your butt
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childs body.
What do you call sweaty tities Humitits
Every body loves guns! Everytime I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
“Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?”
“I think you should ask yourself that.”
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
You are so fat you are fatter than the fattest
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards
What it the toughest part of the human body? Anal hair, all shit that they go through.
Worst jokes ever? more like a killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty red lobster not the one near thr freeway and hid the body in a creek
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
