What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito One stops sucking when you snack it
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex
I was bloody sore and but at least my dad came
What’s the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood Now ain't that cool?
Why did the priest buy a clown suit? Because the old one had blood all over it.
why cant vampires tell jokes right? all their jokes just SUCK
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said "Well, we we're trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard".
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands
what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...
Jesus took bread and said: "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said: "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise and Peter said: "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
Why did the Nurse bring a read pen to work? To draw Blood Why did the M&M go to school? to be a smartie. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? to be in highschool.
When the grass is bloody You play in the mud...
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood’s thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe? Because this teen just started her period!
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.