A Vampire Stalks you into a field of corn, The stakes have never been higher...
Fat person: "Hey, whats up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure"
What’s someone with aids favorite Taylor Swift song Baby now we got bad blood
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito One stops sucking when you snack it
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type... His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
What’s the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
yo moma so rich
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
what do you get when you crossa vapire wit a teacher?/ lotsa blood test
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood Now ain't that cool?
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Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex
I was bloody sore and but at least my dad came
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
why cant vampires tell jokes right? all their jokes just SUCK
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her and he says what’s that mama she says that’s just and old bear he says he’s a mean bear she says why’s that he says he’s got blood in on eye and shit in the other
