Your so dam ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market. He yells, “Hello ladies!”
How did the blind girl get a date? She said it was love at first sight
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door…
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
What do you call a blind author? A Braille writer
you walk inside a building then you see a blind german then you call him his name
What don’t blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
Why was Helen Keller’s leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.
A blind guy walk into the door of a bar… That’s it…that’s the end of the joke.
How do you punish Stevie wonder for bad behavior? You move all of the furniture around
how do you make a blind girl smile… leave the plunger in the toilet
what does the blind, deff child get for christmas
What do you call a blind german? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. The Blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash. The bartender yells Sir Stop! What are you doing!? The Blind guy say, I’m just looking around.
A man broke into stevie wonders house and threatened to kill his wife
He just turned a blind eye
roses are red violents are blue everything is black i can’t see can you.
What problems might a blind child run into A wall
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind
1st person : What do you call a blind pianist? 2nd person : what? 1st person : a pianist