A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
A blind guy shot up a town, I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
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(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
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Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of jeff bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you and the mcdonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
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i got my blind friend a tv.. he never uses it
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market? “Good evening ladies."
One day I meet a blind guy and I said you should see Mt Cheaha
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money
How to surprise a blind man; put a plunger in the toilet :)
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read
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