How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it’s a find a word😂😂
Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a table. And chairs.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand. He said, But Dad I'm blind. Exactly
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan ?
They both can't see their parents.
What is the difference between a orphan and a blind kid
They both can’t see there parents😂😂😂😂😂
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
A blind man walks into a bar And a table And a chair
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".
what do blind kids and orphans have in common? neither can see their parents
A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
I gave a blind kid a gun telling him it was a hair drier.