What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money
How to surprise a blind man; put a plunger in the toilet :)
One day I meet a blind guy and I said you should see Mt Cheaha
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market? “Good evening ladies."
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children? None. Neither can see their parents
A dad tells his son “Stop masturbating! if you do it too long you will go blind.” The son replied “Dad, I’m over here.
what do a blind person and a orphan have in comen= they both can not see there family
I remember waving at this guy in the street, the asshole didn't wave back... Come to think of it he was also swing around a weird stick.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
How do you punish a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
An old man gets the call from the IRS The man on the phone says, “we’ve noticed large sums of money coming in and going out of your account constantly and we gotta get this straight. Come in tomorrow and we’ll have a chat about this.” The old man thinks for a while and then decides he better get his lawyer to come with him.
The next day the old man and his lawyer show up to the IRS office and the man there says,”So we’ve noticed these large sums of money entering and leaving your account nonstop. Can you explain this?” The man replies,”Well, I will bet on pretty much anything. Like this! I bet you 10,000 I can bite my own eye.” The agent takes the bet, and the man takes out his glass eye and bites it. He then says,”Wait. I’ll give you a chance to earn your money back, and more! I bet you 20,000 I can bite my other eye.” The agent thinks a minute and realizing the man isn’t blind, takes the bet. The old man takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye. He then says,”alright last chance. I bet you 50,000 i can stand on this side of your office and pee into that wastebasket on the opposite side without getting a drop anywhere in between.” The agent thinks real hard but decides it’s impossible so takes the bet. The man unzips his pants and pees all over the IRS agents desk. The agent jumps up and down and says, “haha! I got you now!” But the mans lawyer goes pale in the face, sinks his head in his hands and says,”He bet me 100,000 on the way over here that he could piss all over your desk and you’d just love it!”
i got my blind friend a tv.. he never uses it
If two blind people meet, one of them says: Long time, no see
why cant blind people eat crawfish........... because its seafood
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes She can't see the obvious
*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.