what do you call a blind german?

a notsee

Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?

She didn’t see anything wrong with it

What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?

AIDS.

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read

A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked “what what are you doing” the man says " just having a look round"

Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg? Her dog was blind too.

why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater… He thought it was the most violent book he’d ever read…

Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

Because they take Vitamin See.

Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c

Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!

Did you hear the joke about helen keller? neither did she. Did you see that one coming? neither did she.

(shes blind and deaf)

A blind guy shot up a town, I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.

Wife is texting husband- Honey if I give you 300 dollars will you stop being blind? husband-seilghsielguG Wife- seriously David Husband-fuweyadb

What did john cena say to the blind man? U CANT SEE ME!

How do you punish a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet.

how did helen kellers mom punish her? rearranged the furniture

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk, Molly walked into a bar, her mom laughed and walked under it.