Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c

Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you gotta hand it to her.

A blind man walked into a bar …

And a table and a chair

Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

Because they take Vitamin See.

Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.

So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

I took an uber home the other day, and the basterd was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder… I said “who the fuck taught you to drive”… To this he replied “Stevie Wonder”.

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.

A blind guy shot up a town, I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.

In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don’t see why not.

Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk, Molly walked into a bar, her mom laughed and walked under it.

A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him “Hey man What the hell you doing?”. Blind guy says “Just looking around”

A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store? “Hello Ladies!”

Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!

Why couldn’t the house see?

The blinds were down

A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward. Well, let just say that I see his point.

why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.

my blind friend got ran over … by a parked car

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