I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
How do you make a blind person jealous you ask if it’s a nice day out
Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
A blind guy walks into a bar.
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
WHAT is a blind persons favorite color? Black
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".
A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
A blind guy shot up a town, I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"
What happened to the blind man's son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
I gave a blind kid a gun telling him it was a hair drier.
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom
