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So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff

They died of happiness and a 30 story fall

Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?

She didn’t see anything wrong with it

At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.

On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.

“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.

Your so dam ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.

How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.

The dog lead went slack

What did the mute man tell the blind man? Nothing

Why couldn’t the house see?

The blinds were down

Why did the kid who was blind, in jail need light to see? He didn’t, he needed to braille his way out.

what did the blind man say on Christmas? I can feel your presents!

A blind man walked into me at a store i said “watch it bitch” and he said “sorry i didn’t see you there.”

A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head, the bartender asks him nervously “are you okay” the blind man replies “yeah I’m just looking around”

Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.

my blind friend got ran over … by a parked car

There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him. (sans undertale)

What did john cena say to the blind man? U CANT SEE ME!

A blind man walks into a bar And a chair And a table

A Blind Man Walked Into A Bar, And A Table, And A Chair.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Answer: cancer

Idk why my blind kid is crying. but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.