German

Anonymous

what do you call a blind german?

a notsee

Wrong

RayneLee

Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?

She didn’t see anything wrong with it

Baby

krazy

What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?

AIDS.

Week

Anonymous

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read

Man

Dellwell

A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked “what what are you doing” the man says " just having a look round"

Legs

Bob Thompson

Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg? Her dog was blind too.

Boyfriend

Anonymous

why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.

Guy

Fuzzie

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater… He thought it was the most violent book he’d ever read…

Orange

Daniel King

Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

Because they take Vitamin See.

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c

Orange

Zaniyah

Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!

See

pikachuplayz2

Did you hear the joke about helen keller? neither did she. Did you see that one coming? neither did she.

(shes blind and deaf)

Guy

Anonymous

A blind guy shot up a town, I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.

Wife

Songoo

Wife is texting husband- Honey if I give you 300 dollars will you stop being blind? husband-seilghsielguG Wife- seriously David Husband-fuweyadb

Man

Bobby

What did john cena say to the blind man? U CANT SEE ME!

Toilet

Anonymous

How do you punish a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Personal

Anonymous

how did helen kellers mom punish her? rearranged the furniture

Helen

I killed a man

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.

Prostitution

Ass hat

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

Bar

Wednesday

Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk, Molly walked into a bar, her mom laughed and walked under it.

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