A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
Did you hear the joke about helen keller? neither did she. Did you see that one coming? neither did she.
(shes blind and deaf)
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack
What did the mute man tell the blind man? Nothing
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall
Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you gotta hand it to her.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, nevermind, carry on.
Why don't blind people skydive? -- Because it scares their dogs too much!
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" the blind guy responds with "No I don't wanna tell it that many times.
I bought a book for my blind friend :)
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
What do you call a blind German A not see
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it’s a find a word😂😂
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
