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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

A blind man walk into a bar…and a table…and a chair…and the counter

Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair’s getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!

This is really mean… A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner

What did the blind man fight in the bar?

The coat rack

A blind guy walks into a bar.

What do you call a blind German A not see

stop with the blind jokes…I don’t see the point.

I took an uber home the other day, and the basterd was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder… I said “who the f... taught you to drive”… To this he replied “Stevie Wonder”.

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?

Nothing.

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read

So a blind man walks into a bar.

At least he thinks so.

A blind man walks into a bar And a table And a chair

A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked “what what are you doing” the man says " just having a look round"

A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool

How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.

A blind guy shot up a town, I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him “Hey man What the hell you doing?”. Blind guy says “Just looking around”