Man

Anonymous

What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?

Nothing.

Kid

Anonymous

kid asks "what is dark humor?" me points"see at that guy across the street…" kid:"i can’t… I’m blind" me:"exactly "

German

Anonymous

What do you call a blind German A not see

Fork

Joel Phillips

Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!

Man

Anonymous

What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.

Legs

shawzy

I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg

Man

Kenny

Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!

Man

Anonymous

So a blind man walks into a bar.

At least he thinks so.

Hand

Stevie Wonder

I was with my blind friend, and he’s telling me “Yeah I can read braille”. So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read “Screw you, asshole”

Fat

Matt G

A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.

Man

Anonymous

What did the mute man tell the blind man? Nothing

Puns

Overwatch_Gamer321

At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.

On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.

“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.

People

Anonymous

In my free time, I like to help blind people

Verb, not adjective

Bar

Anonymous

A blind guy walks into a bar.

Die

Jye

I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff

They died of happiness and a 30 story fall

People

Anonymous

Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick

Puns

Kieran cook

A blind man walks into a bar And a table And a chair

German

Anonymous

what do you call a blind german?

a notsee

Prostitution

Andrew Butcher

Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you gotta hand it to her.

Man

Dee's Nuts

What did the blind man fight in the bar?

The coat rack

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