Blind jokes
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..." The room was full of arm amputees.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
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I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's sea food.
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.