Blind jokes

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"

Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.

Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?

How does a blind person wipe their ass?

With braille toilet paper.

There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.

What is a yellow dog Libertarian?

A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽

Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.

How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?

Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!

A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

What do you call a blind person driving a car?

Died.

Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"

Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"

Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"

Grandma: "Exactly."

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?

Screamed till her hands fell off.

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.