Blind jokes

What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?

Helen Killer.

If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?

Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?

"Just ate a tasty steak!"

What does Hellen Keller call her dog?

"NAUSHFBUYGWF"

So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.

Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

Bird Box.

What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?

What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?

“What in the world did I just read?”

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?

Winston Churchill.

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!