What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
whats the difference between a blind person and a orphan
they both can't see there parents
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
i told a blind kid “see you later”
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
you walk inside a building then you see a blind german then you call him his name
Answer: Nazi
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
