Why could the blind man not see
Answer because he is blind
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11
This for you roman y e e t
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper it said "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽" I have no idea how he knew.
Why is a blind people bad at catching things because they never see it coming
what is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
Who is the blindest person in the world
what do me and a blind person have in commen after i look at Alfie's mum were both blind
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
she àsked How can you explain a yellow colour to a blind man
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him Rearrange the furniture
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming
