Blind

Blind jokes

Nazi

You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.

Answer: Nazi.

Man

A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.

He yells, "Hello ladies!"

Memes

Man

Why could the blind man not see?

Answer: Because he is blind.

Pirate

Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”

“And yer hand?” asks Marty.

“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”

“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”

“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”

“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”

“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”

Dodgeball

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

Kid

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.

Man

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

TV

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.