Blind

Blind jokes

Nazi

You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.

Answer: Nazi.

Man

A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.

He yells, "Hello ladies!"

Memes

Man

Why could the blind man not see?

Answer: Because he is blind.

Pirate

Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”

“And yer hand?” asks Marty.

“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”

“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”

“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”

“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”

“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”

Dodgeball

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

Kid

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.

Man

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

TV

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Kid

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.