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Wife is texting husband- Honey if I give you 300 dollars will you stop being blind? husband-seilghsielguG Wife- seriously David Husband-fuweyadb
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door....
Why is the German blind? Because he's a "not see".
A blind person walkes into a bar
Because they can’t see where they are going
katie Price's answer for everything is darkness. She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind
A grape chillie bean
What's Helen Kellers favourite colour? Corduroy.
you walk inside a building then you see a blind german then you call him his name
Answer: Nazi
Dark Humor: Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap Son: Mom, I'm blind Mom: Exactly Inspired by my derp other half
Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow I’m so nice taking care of the disabled
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market. He yells, "Hello ladies!"
why did the blind woman get raped?
because she didnt know she was wearing see through clothes
Why did sally run into a tree? She is blind
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight? Sally's used to being blind!
Why could the blind man not see
Answer because he is blind
I once told a blind orphan hey look at the bright side
