Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
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Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
