Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Blind Jokes
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.
