Blind

Blind Jokes

Man

Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?

Man

A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."

Man

Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

No, I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes.

Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.

Guy

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

Dark Humor

Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

Son: No, I'm blind.

Eye

Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.

Day

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

Steak

What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?

"Just ate a tasty steak!"

Walk

Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.