Blind jokes
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
I wish I was blind.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.