Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Why are you so tired if you canāt see? Because you are blind.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: š
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
so a blind man got run over by a car......a parked car
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Bird Box.
What dog canāt see a dog thatās blind?
