A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
In my free time, I like to help blind people
Verb, not adjective
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog? Neither has she.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonley.
What problems might a blind child run into A wall
So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
a blind comedian walks into a room or did he dun dun dun
A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
Breaking news man with altiemers forgets he’s blind and recovers form visual impairment
Why can’t blind people sing that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics
i a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth... I don't have any now.
A man broke into stevie wonders house and threatened to kill his wife
He just turned a blind eye
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming ,he asks how do know you cant see .she replies ,i can taste it.
what did the blind man say on Christmas? I can feel your presents!
What do you call a blind author? A Braille writer
A blind man walked into me at a store i said "watch it bitch" and he said "sorry i didn't see you there."
How to kill a blind person. Give them a gun and tell them its a hairdryer.
my wife and i went to the bar to get a drink but 2 mins later i see her dead on the ground i guess she couldent see the bottle flying at her face then i laughed and went home.
There was a blind man in wwe and the commentator said WATCH OUT WATCH Oh he can’t see after he was sued for national offense
