Black jokes
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.
Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
Your face.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
you.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.