Black jokes
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.