Black jokes
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."