Black jokes
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
Oof.
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Roses are red, Burnt bodies are black.
You'd look great With a knife in your back.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.