My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
βI bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cryβ
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
That time when you realise that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Aparently thatβs where most accidents happen.
What do ratβs like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake
π¨π§π»βπ¦° day was that good fun day at home π I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home π was your birthday π I did
Yooby Fo Birthday boy
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
How do you organise a space themed birthday party?
You planet
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday
Why is September 11th the best birthday??
Everyone remembers it!!! :)
What did sally get for her birthday? A football! Only joking she hasn't opened the box yet.
Puns: I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th. They're going to have an explosive party, that will definitely blow you away. It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast too!
What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
so i got my sister shampoo for her birthday and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor
