What did sally get for her birthday? A football! Only joking she hasn't opened the box yet.
a dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday and he replied... hows about a urinal cake?!!
What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home đ was your birthday đ
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didnât have bin so am taking a sh$t
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also I have the same Birthday as her so I have the pass.
So, I got my blind friend a big Mac for his birthday, a week later he walked up to me and said "Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don't like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
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Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it donât have a home button
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time
That time when you realise that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
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My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago but ahe didnt tell me what it was........anyways im turning 14 next month.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope
when you forget the pinata at the birthday party. kids: Aww man. but the emo kid just hung himself. kids:Yaaaaayyy. Parents: Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way
Q. What did Hitler give he's niece for her birthday A. An easy bake oven
I went to the principal's office cuz I gave a deff kid ear pod for his birthday
âI bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cryâ
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea
