Birthday Jokes

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I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.

It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday", then they want to give you a spanking.

James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.

i got a toaster for my birthday and said "yay new bath bomb"

Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays Birthday girl: Oh wow! Parent: Anyone missing? Birthday girl: Your parents

When ur born on 4/20/69

What did John say to little timmy! Happy Disable day

What do Jesus and I have in common? No one knows my real bday either

My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday, guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch

What did Stephen Hawkings get for his BDay, Chocolate arm.

On my 21st Birthday my mom told me I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child your going to to get something good and something you been looking forward to is what my mom said. Me my mom and my on;y friend celebrate my Birthday then we all went to sleep I woke up the next day I ask hey where my gift you said you got me. My mom said since your father left us you have have no father figure in your life. So this is your new step father the only thing it was my only friend.