Birthday Jokes

My parents told me I was born on the highway.

Aparently that’s where most accidents happen.

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What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake

Why did the guy's birthday party stink?

Because he was turning farty!

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My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday

what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look

How do you organise a space themed birthday party?

You planet

Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said "Hey, he's like my dad." "Really" asked a little girl? "I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."

I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday

My mom got a clown for my birthday but it ended up being my sister🤡

Why is September 11th the best birthday??

Everyone remembers it!!! :)

I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes

The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage

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What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?

Lego so he can build a home.

Puns: I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th. They're going to have an explosive party, that will definitely blow you away. It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast too!