Bird jokes
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
Bird Box.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
How do birds pay? With their bills!
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What's the difference between a duck?
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What can fly?
Bird.
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?