Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles, His teacher asked "Three birds where sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said "No, but I like the way you think!" Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said "Little Johnny!" He replied "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A head-banger.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No it’s a 9/11 victim
what's a penguin's favourite relative?
Aunt Arctic
what did the bird say to the other bird
nothing because birds cant talk
What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
What do you call a white duck
A quacker
I found this game, it's like flappy bird.:https://terrorist.group/
What do you call a sick eagle 🦅?
ill-eagle! 😂
what do crows use when they get a phone? a CAWing card!
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
Why are birds good at social media? Because they 'tweet' all the time!!!?
3 rednecks Billy,Joe and John talk about they hobbies, they agree shooting. John says i like shooting animals. Joe says I like shooting birds. Billy says I like shooting cans. Joe and John ask "what kind of can like bear cans, pepsi cans or cola cans". Billy respond Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans and Asian Americans.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Knock Knock Who there Who Who Who It is an owl!!
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay. Because it would be a bagel
Why does a woodpecker have a beak ? So as to not smash his head against the tree