Bird Jokes

If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence

None the rest fly away

What is a difference between a tree and a school? A school is for kids and a tree is for birds

The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life

Teacher: Describe a penguin

Student: Black, White, Beak

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realised that toucan play a game.

Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, But bigger ones need a crane.

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

what does a skeleton put on his roof shin-gulls

Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles, His teacher asked "Three birds where sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said "No, but I like the way you think!" Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said "Little Johnny!" He replied "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"

Kid: Mum how do you know someone is drunk? Mum: See the four birds over there Kid: huh, wait a minute. Mum: A drunk person would see eight. Kid: Mum but there is only two.

For sale: Dead Canary.

Not going cheep.

3 rednecks Billy,Joe and John talk about they hobbies, they agree shooting. John says i like shooting animals. Joe says I like shooting birds. Billy says I like shooting cans. Joe and John ask "what kind of can like bear cans, pepsi cans or cola cans". Billy respond Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans and Asian Americans.

Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.

People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing but when i the it people just looked horrified.

what do you call a running chicken

scared

So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child. Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," say Satan. "What is it?" The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl." Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?" The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."