Bird

Bird Jokes

Seagull

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

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  • People

    People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.

    Goose

    So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.

    Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"

    The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."

    Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"

    The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."

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  • World Trade Center

    What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

    β€œIs it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

    Hoe

    What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?

    A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."

    Kinky

    What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

    Law

    By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.