What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
what's a penguin's favourite relative?
Aunt Arctic
What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
What do you call a white duck
A quacker
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
What do you call a sick eagle 🦅?
ill-eagle! 😂
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay. Because it would be a bagel
Why does a woodpecker have a beak ? So as to not smash his head against the tree
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Knock Knock Who there Who Who Who It is an owl!!
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!!
Animal jokes, Eh?
Toucan play at that game.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car
A: A suicide bomber
My aim is cursed one of my angry birds hit a field
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on makes it off the roof.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
