What do you call a two dimensional owl? A --- Paper TOWL!!!!
why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
Bro yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this: *error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance* Anyone know what bird that is?
Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
What do you call a funny chicken? A comedi-hen!
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
my cock lmao
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Cakatoo” “Cakatoo who?” “So you’re a Rooster now?”
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.
What did the bird to the hospital for? For tweetment!
What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Why dose a duck have tail feathers? To cover his butt-quack
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.
