Bird jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
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What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.