What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger
What do you call a two dimensional owl? A --- Paper TOWL!!!!
why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken
Bro yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this: *error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance* Anyone know what bird that is?
Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No itβs a 9/11 victim
if flappy bird was with the twin towers
Teacher, there is 3 birds 1 gets shot how many are left.
Student, non they flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, acautly 2 but i like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there is 3 women eating ice cream 1 licking it 1 drinking it melted and 1 sucking it which one is married.
Teacher,the one sucking it?
Student, no the one with the ring but i like the way you think.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
YouTubers: Among us in real life Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life
my cock lmao
how do birds pay? with their bills.
What did the bird to the hospital for? For tweetment!
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.
What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats donβt hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You donβt understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats arenβt venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"Iβm Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"
Why couldnβt anyone see the bird
Because it was in da skyβs
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
