Bird

Bird Jokes

Owl

The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.

Blonde

Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."

Chicken

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

Eagle

Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!

Pigeon

Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?

A: A suicide bomber.

Kid

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?

The bird can fly off the roof.

Eagle

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?

Because they both have eyes.

Eagle

Why is the bald eagle bald?

Because it has no hair.

It has feathers. LOL.

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  • 9/11

    When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

    Chirp

    Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

    "Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

    Anyone know what bird that is?