Bro yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this: *error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance* Anyone know what bird that is?
Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink
Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realised that toucan play a game.
my cock lmao
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
What do you call a funny chicken? A comedi-hen!
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye
Bald Eagle
My friend was annoying me with bird puns I realized toucan play at this game
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.
What did the bird to the hospital for? For tweetment!
What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
my bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD !
others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Why dose a duck have tail feathers? To cover his butt-quack