By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
I like penguins.
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on makes it off the roof.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
