Bird jokes
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Memes
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Teacher, there are 3 birds. 1 gets shot. How many are left?
Student, none. They flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, actually 2, but I like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there are 3 women eating ice cream. 1 is licking it, 1 is drinking it melted, and 1 is sucking it. Which one is married?
Teacher, the one sucking it?
Student, no, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
My cock, lmao.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!