Bird jokes
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Teacher, there are 3 birds. 1 gets shot. How many are left?
Student, none. They flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, actually 2, but I like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there are 3 women eating ice cream. 1 is licking it, 1 is drinking it melted, and 1 is sucking it. Which one is married?
Teacher, the one sucking it?
Student, no, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
My cock, lmao.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!