A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, itβs a 9/11 victim.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
Teacher, there is 3 birds 1 gets shot how many are left.
Student, non they flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, acautly 2 but i like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there is 3 women eating ice cream 1 licking it 1 drinking it melted and 1 sucking it which one is married.
Teacher,the one sucking it?
Student, no the one with the ring but i like the way you think.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
My cock, lmao.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
Why canβt baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Why does the owl π¦ have a lot of friends?
Because heβs a hoot.
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats donβt hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You donβt understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats arenβt venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"Iβm Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
Why couldnβt anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
