a boy walks into some woods with a phone and his friend comes by and asks what are you doing? the pauses then says trying some bird calls!
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn
my bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD !
others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
what do you call a bird with no wings answer: A FLAP
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence
None the rest fly away
I felt bad for a dog and u look yo my left and the was a orthin and I said I will make you a web site and I said there won't me a homepage
what do you call a animal flouting
super bird
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church but instead the birds chirp chirp chirp let's go to church
Wat do you give a sick bird? Tweet-ment!
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies. It's a canariel disease, untweetable .
What weighs 5 oz and is very dangerous.
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common? They both hang from a tree.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird
Because it was in da sky’s
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realised that toucan play a game.
Why are birds good at social media? Because they 'tweet' all the time!!!?
i have a big cock
Are you having rabbit duck for dinner? Yeah Why? Because I got too obsessed with hares.
