Why cant a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw u will be born soon.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles, His teacher asked "Three birds where sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said "No, but I like the way you think!" Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said "Little Johnny!" He replied "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"
what do you call a animal flouting
super bird
what do you call a running chicken
scared
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on makes it off the roof.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
little jonny bad ass was sitting on a porch one day and a preacher was in the house little jonny bad ass had to use the bathroom so he bangs on the door saying mom i half to use the bathroomn his mom ses wait so little jonny bad ass sow a hat on the step he lookes around and pulls his pants down and shits in the hat well a few later the preacher comes out and ses i see u have my hat well little jonny bad ass ses ya i cout the wolds fasts berd the preacher ses well let me see him little jonny bad ass ses no i dont know well the preacher ses ill put my handes by the hat you lift and ill cach him well little jonny bad ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapt his handes and little jonny bad ass ses now see the bird don shit and ran.
YouTubers: Among us in real life Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life
What do emos and a bird nest have in common? They both hang from a tree.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle
On my tinder profile I said “I prefer quality over quantity”. I just thought it sounded nicer than saying “no fat birds”
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland? There's nothing worth shiting on.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
