New Bird Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.

Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

What's the difference between a duck?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.

My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!

Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD

What did the eagle say to Obama?

He said: "Joe Mama!"

Who’s better, Bird or Magic?

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”