Bird jokes
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
What's the difference between a duck?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?