Bird jokes
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.