Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
