Bin Laden

Bin Laden jokes

Pakistan

People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...

Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.

Robber

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy.

People

Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.

He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.

Cousin

Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?

Memes

Life

YouTubers: Among Us in real life.

Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.

Gamer

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

Prank

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

Angle

Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.

Mistake

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

Spongebob

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Twin

What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?

Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.

Degree

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?

199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).

Get?