People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Bin Laden Jokes
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
