Where does bin laden keep his cd’s
In Irak
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have? 1979.
Random guy: come on bin laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK I'll leave.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation? I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a? With a degree!
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
Why did the glacier send the ice berg to college? Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES; at the atomic level.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
If I had a loonie for ever degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house
Moo mooo moooooooo(screaming)
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge? It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava, if they're active. And ours was.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place