Bin Laden jokes
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.