Bin Laden jokes

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?

*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?

Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.

How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?

1979.

What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?

It's raining planes! Hallelujah!

Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.

He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.

You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.

During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.

Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.

How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?

911 times.

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

"Jingle bells, Osama smells."

Get pranked, bozo!

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?

Hide and seek.

What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.

What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?

Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!

What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.