Bin Laden jokes
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.