Bin Laden jokes
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
Get pranked, bozo!
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division? Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Community talk
Me when I see someone talking about 13-17-year-olds not being mature, but they make a Santa Claus, Osama bin Laden crossover on the day before 9/11:
Happy 9/11 Eve everyone!!! Make sure to display your Jenga towers tonight so the jolly ol' Osama Bin-Laden Claus will come and knock them down while you sleep!