Bin Laden jokes

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?

It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.

It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.

What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?

Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.

After 6 months of lockdown,

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.

What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?

It's raining planes! Hallelujah!

You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.

What comes after 611? 711.

What comes after that? 811.

What comes after that? George W. Bush.

"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."

Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?

Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.

He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.

Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!

It was eloHssA OllEH!!

During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.

Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.