After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
Bin Laden Jokes
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"