Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
Bin Laden Jokes
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
Get pranked, bozo!
