Bin Laden jokes
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.