Bin Laden jokes
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.