Bin Laden jokes
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
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What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.