How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death? His hide and seek skills
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
what is osama bin laden favourite game
hide and seek
how many times was osama bin laden shot
911 times
what is osama bin laden singing right now??
*cue the little mermaid* undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
