Bin Laden

Bin Laden jokes

Graduate

    • How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?

    I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?

    With a degree!

    Jew

    • Q: Name a murderer?

    A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.

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    • Friend

    • I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

    He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

    I asked, "Where are you going?"

    He said, "Camp Bin Laden."

    I asked, "What do they do there?"

    He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."

    I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"

    He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."

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    • Iceberg

    • Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?

    Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!

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    9/11

    • Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

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    • Prank

    • As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

    "It was just a prank bro."

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