Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
Random guy: come on bin laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK I'll leave.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death? His hide and seek skills
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have? 1979.
what come afer 611? 711 what cmes after that? 811 what comes after that george w bush
how many times was osama bin laden shot
911 times
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47
what is osama bin laden favourite game
hide and seek
what is osama bin laden singing right now??
*cue the little mermaid* undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea
how many times did rob O'Neill shoot bin laden? 911 times.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers Destruction: .....
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jasper likes little girls and bin laden
What happend when obama ran for president ?
The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation? I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a? With a degree!
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked "where are you going"
He said "Camp Bin Laden"
I asked "what do they do there"
He answered "they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts."
I asked "what do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said "see this towel on my head" I nodded "I made it out of boxer jokes"
Why did the glacier send the ice berg to college? Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES; at the atomic level.
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It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
