Bigness jokes
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Big penis.