Bigness jokes
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.