Bigness jokes

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

Why are Mexican families so big?

They don’t know how to put a condom on.

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.

I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."

"But why?" I replied.

"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.

"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.

Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.

What’s big, red, and eats rocks?

A big, red, rock eater.

For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.

What goes in small and soft?

And comes out big and hard?

A tea bag.

Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.

Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!

When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.

I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.

He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"

I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.

Big black ball sacks.

Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.

What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?

My big green pedo machine.

Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.

Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.