Bigness jokes
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."