Bigness jokes
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
Big black ball sacks.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?