Why are Mexican families so big? They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Yo hair line goes farther back than the big bang theory
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
My mom said " YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE" Is said " Are you gong to PUNis me?
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
i like my coffe like i like my wamem
big tits
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"
To start im a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
Your forehead is so big I thought you were megamind for a second there
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
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For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say.
“Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say.
“Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
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