Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
