Bigness

Bigness Jokes

President

Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.

I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!

Hit

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

Orphan

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

Miscarriage

What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

Sex

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

Huggy Wuggy

Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*

Mama

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mama.

Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.

Family

Why are Mexican families so big?

They don’t know how to put a condom on.

Sex

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

Mom

My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"

I said, "Are you going to punish me?"

Santa

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.