Bigness jokes
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Memes
Big penis.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.