Ur forehead so big that babies can Use it as a full sized football pitch
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
Why do Jews have big noses? - Because air is free...
Emergency is their doctor anywhere ? My mom has a few problems & those problems is that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry? Well they aren't. Why? They aren't repeated customers.
what did the barbwire say to big foot my name is jeff
Your forehead so big the earth split in half
Ur so fat that when they tried to print a picture of u through the computer they couldn't fit u in the whole picture bc u were so big
LOGAN TUAB has a BBC, Big But Chin!
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha Frick fuck gosh dang you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
What is big and long and hard? A cucumber!
yo momma so fat when she farted the Big Bang occurred
yo moma so fat she eat 60 big macs wall singing badaaha
it was just a big hunter killer drone
I once told an orphan to go big or go home, he replied I can't get home it got bombed
your head is so big it looks like traffic is able to fit on it
your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny
sometimes when im sad i remember i have a big dick
