Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
