Bigness jokes
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
Big pp suck sook.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Big (DYM 78).
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Big butt
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.