Bigness jokes

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Big feet equals mini meat.

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

Orphans got me like: 😂

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"

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This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.

Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!