Bigness Jokes

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Big feet equals mini meat.

My big back moment

A woman with long hair and large hoop earrings is looking upwards with an open mouth. The text above her reads "when you finish your french fries but you find extra ones at the bottom of the bag".

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

Orphans got me like: 😂

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"

jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.

Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating.

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.