Bigness jokes

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.

Big feet equals mini meat.

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

Orphans got me like: 😂

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

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"Balls" got me like: 😂

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.