Bigness

Bigness Jokes

the circular saw asked the chainsaw,"When am I as big as you?" the chainsaw would answer with,"When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner." the circular saw would reply with,"What?"

Your forhead is so fucking big, i had to call an Uber to get accros the eyebrowes tillyour hair line.

ik its bad sowy

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road."

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head I'm talking bout real real big set a plate on yo head charg a 0hone on yo head build a home on yo head studio wide write a song on yo head

Why has nobody been on neptune? because the wind is so big and why the winds so big? because neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!

Big foot is just a normal person who covered himself in pritt stick and went down on susan boyle