Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market they think its watermelon
Big feet equals mini meat
What's the most motivational thing to say to an Orphan? Go Big Or __ ____
Your forehead is so big I thought it was a brick wall
"why is your head big?" cause your a ball.
I wasn't looking at you, ur big forehead was distracting me
What's big and yellow......A bus full of kids
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi. I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “ a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills. DAMN PESSI
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Dounut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds? A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS
yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it
minimalism is a scam created by big small to sell more less
Suzy: How did johna fit in the whale? Teacher: Whales are very big but have small moths, so johna did not actually fit in the whale. Suzy: well the bible says he did Teacher: He did not Suzy: when I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven, maybe he went to hell Suzy: Than you can ask him.
My peepee was big now it's small
the circular saw asked the chainsaw,"When am I as big as you?" the chainsaw would answer with,"When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner." the circular saw would reply with,"What?"