Bigness jokes
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.