Bigness jokes

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.

Big feet equals mini meat.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

Orphans got me like: 😂

"Balls" got me like: 😂

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.