Bigness jokes
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
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"Balls" got me like: 😂
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
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