Bigness jokes

How do you talk to giants? Using big words.

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.

Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!

Big mummy milkers...

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

You're just big and good.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.

A lumberjack goes to a person's house.

Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?

Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.