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Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
