Bigness jokes
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.