Bigness jokes
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
big booty latinas.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."