your forehead so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle a acute angle.
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
your forehead so big you could roast meat on it.
Jack and Jill went upthe hill so Jack could lick Jills Candy. Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because jills real name is randy, and she had no candy just he gave jack a handy.
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat but I would be lion.
Your hairline is so big the Niagara Falls said “oh looks like we’ve got some competition
your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
DON'T GO TO GHOSTPOSTER.COM THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO RUN THAT SITE ARE A FUCKING BUNCH IF DUMB FUCKING CUNTS WHO CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong because they need a parent to buy them steroids
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock she's probably just pulling you're leg
Your butt so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
At first, I didn't like Big Ben-- but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable
McDonald's was originally called 'Mac and Dick', so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music." The second windmill said, " I'm a big metal fan."
