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Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
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The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
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Some people said that JFK had Big parties some even would say they were *Mine Blowing*
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Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black
person: Big black what
Riddler: ...
person: I'm scared of what you mean because you wont tell me what you mean
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement
whats big and white and cant climb trees? a fridge
charlenes hair line was so big that joe biden could not make it prime minister
Yo forehead so big and airplane can use that as a Runway!
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
Why am I so successful,?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option..
