Bigness jokes
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...