Bigness jokes
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
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Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Bunger got me like:
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At the drive-thru window:
"I'd like a Big Mac without soup, please!"
"We don't serve soup here!"
"Well, I didn't order any!"
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.