The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music." The second windmill said, " I'm a big metal fan."
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that's why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." . Says that little boy: "But mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!"
Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: Were here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!
Your mama so fat that she can’t even talk even she Kevin say oh my gosh cause she has a big ass mouth
my friend josh made a joke about liams hairline even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey......if they were white
big ugly and very weird
your forehead so big when you walk by i can't see whats in front of me
Ur hairline is so big it took ur mom to find it
Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it
Ur forehead is so big that it said to be continued
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on lay-away.
your fore head is to big that you can see all world before you do
What’s big and black the road
yur forehead is so big it makes mega minds head look small
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time
*JMC* ANOMALY-931 "Gwen" Idenification: just a stupid animal. with a big ass heart
bunger got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipediahttps://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or ...
your fore head is so big they call you the leening tower of forehead
