Bigness jokes
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What's big and black?
My balls.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.