Bigness jokes
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.