Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big meowth shut.
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."
guy spills milk on a me i say " it's OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney “ your to young to smoke”
what did your mom get for chirstmas? a big black horse dildo
Whats damos favourite food? Big slongs
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus? The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
Big foot is just a normal person who covered himself in pritt stick and went down on susan boyle
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
Mans got dat big bati u know
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
