Bigness jokes
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101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.