The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
why do cows have big because they have big balls
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Why do Orphans don’t like to eat big bags of chips : because there family size
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
If the longest word in history is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, then it's big cousin would [be] something longer, right?
Nope, something way longer:
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Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
