Bigness jokes

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.

He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.

I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨‍🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.

What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.

Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.

The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.

Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.

The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."

Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.

What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.

All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.

Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!