You are so fat that big chungus looks like a small chungus
if u r a big fan of me go to the move and i kill the badguys a if u dont i will be mad and i will be sonic .exe lol
your so fat that your as big as UY Scuti
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yo forehead is so big it couldnt even fit in the united states
How do mountains get big? They g trick our treating
hey guess what.. what.. my penis is big
the bear walked into the bar and said can i have a cola and a............wisky the bar tender says whats with the big paws
What is big and stupid
The Titanic
i have a girlfriend with a big dick
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen it's only people who are skinny but the fat people can't have none all they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Who is white hairy and rusty in the tree? It's rambo rabbit with a big gun that wasp.
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
Yo look they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine yay yay don't drink too much of it you might turn into a wine rabbit.
what did the big tree say to the little one? grow a pear!
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
Why can’t orphans go on go big or go home?
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
KEIRA LIKES MASSIVE JUICY INSANELY BIG COCK
yo mama has such a big forehead she is the CEO of foreheads
why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? because he had a big bill
