Beverage jokes
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Champagne
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
Good Morning. I LIKE COFEEEEEEE
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.