Beverage jokes
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.