Beverage jokes
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Memes
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!