Beverage jokes
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.