Beverage jokes
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.