Beverage jokes
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
Why is the rum gone?
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
When orphans drink milk, they cry.