what kind of mountain does everyone like? mountain dew!!! hahah
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey? Because proper tea is theft.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. -- That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
