Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!