Better Jokes

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

why is it better to date an orphan...

their parents are never home

what's better than having unprotected sex? getting an abortion.

Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs

-Heather-By-Conan Gray and watersharky-Remix- I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater You said it looked better on me than it did you Only if you knew how much I liked you But I watch your eyes as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than the blue sky She's got you mesmerised while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were Heather Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder But how could I hate her, she's such an angel But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than the blue sky She's got you mesmerised while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better I wish I were Heather Oh, I wish I were Heather Oh, oh, wish I were Heather Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were-

I am like currency, people always trade me out for someone better

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what number is better than 69? 88 cause you get ate twice.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: because chickens are mindless creatures and does not know any better?

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What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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FE FI FOUNG BETTER RUN AND HIDE:COVIID (really

Is your oven running?? Then u better go catch it

Life is better without my dad annoying me(him smacking me,screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more

I did a walk today but it was so much better and a walk home 🏠 I had dinner 🍴 night was good fun at home 🏡 night was good night night I was a little off but you were so fun to be a night