Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Even the twin towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass
maybe if you get a better hairline your dad will come back with the milk
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
