What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not LEAKED
is your refrigerator running ''yeah i guess'' well you better go catch it haha im girl it funny
If I tell Stephen about these jokes what is he gonna do chase after me he better run fast
Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha
The unicorn was so much better and I love 💕 it
i bet when ya take a bath they give you the whole pool, no, better yet, the ocean
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
why dosent the witch wear panties
to get a better grip on her broom stick
So your wife has died and now she is marginally better in bed than before. If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
maybe if you get a better hairline your dad will come back with the milk