So your wife has died and now she is marginally better in bed than before. If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes what is he gonna do chase after me he better run fast
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
Gwen tj this needs to stop so please this is not a dating website go on tinder or something just not here hate me if it makes you feel better but this is sickening!
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
why dosent the witch wear panties
to get a better grip on her broom stick
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Anyone else think high school musical would of been a better film with a school shooter
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke
What's better than one dead baby?
2 dead babies.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad 🥶🥶
- 0 tapins 😍😍 - 0 assists 🤩🤩 - 3/3 dives 🤯🤯 - 0 key passes 🥵🥵 - 2 big chances missed 🤡🤡 - 1/4 dribbles 💀💀 - 2 Offsides 😤😤 - 27 claps 👏👏
Better than Elanga? 🥶🥶
hey you the person who ́s scrolling, i know you might have depression and some feel they cant talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please if you need to talk to others if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone i promise you that i will talk to you, you are not alone and even though it seems it won't change and get better it will i promise. please no harsh comments toward each other.
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?" and she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT'S JUST A BOX!" And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building. So he had a much better flying record.
GOD better hope they got a elevator to heaven
. What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
I asked my mother about her mom. She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where is that place. She didn't know. So I sent her to a better place.
