Better jokes
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
Memes
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?