Better jokes
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.