Better jokes

Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).

What’s better than Ted Danson?

Ted singing and Danson!

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

Masturbation is better than rough sex.

Is your oven running?

Then you better go catch it!

Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

What does a doctor do to make you better?

Helium.

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Who is better than Alabama?

CLEMSON TIGERS!

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

Who’s better, Bird or Magic?

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.