Better jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
It works, my brother has never slept better
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).