Better Jokes

if being sexy were a crime you better lock me up. not because I'm sexy but because I have 5 dead children in my basement

roses are red tomatoes are redder I think we both know I like you better

10 years ago my dad went to get milk he said when he got back he was going to tell me a joke. that joke better be worth it

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean seriously haven't you got something better to tell

Dear Orphans, I have a better orphanage for you, Its my basement :)

Walking with a friend the in the dark is better than walking alone in the in the light

What do Black people and chains have common? both work better with chains on them?

What did one cheese say to the other cheese?

"Hello, its a nice day, do you have any plans on what your going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.

Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh I guess I better not spread it.

"Why is my name Rose?" "A rose fell on your head when you were born." "Why is my name Daisy?" "A Daisy fell on your head when you were born." "Bedrock is better than Java!!!" "Oh, hi Brick!"