Your forehead is so clear like the liberty bell manual in 1876
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The bell rings and Ana was about to leave but the teacher said "the bell doesn't dismiss you I do" the next day Ana was late and the teacher asked "why are you late " and Ana replied with "the bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive I do"
What does the door say to the door bell? the door said: "You dingus!"
What do you call a door that bells? A door bell
What did Ronnie have at taco bell?
A mind-blowing bean barrito.
Who ever invented the knock knock joke, should get a no bell prize
Why do cows wear bells
Because their horns donât work
Me after Taco Bell,âIâm about to blow this place up like September 11â
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
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Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
-Dark_Humor
me after taco bell: go to: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FFiftyFifty%2Fcomments%2Facev8x%2F5050_nsfw_a_broken_toilet_with_shit_in_it_sfw_a%2F&psig=AOvVaw2cq_Jn7duRarhyGHIoYLqC&ust=1634828579833000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAgQjRxqFwoTCOjf0Peg2fMCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD
Did u hear an out the guy who made knock knock jokes ? He won the no bell prize
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it? The no-bell prize.
Taco bell make's you crapy
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell? It gives him gas.
