Bell Jokes

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion

What is the difference between the human rights and the earth 🌎 earth 🌎 has been to be between two games a year after school 🏫 a time and fun game that has

Gaston gets the no belle prize :D

At first, I didn't like Big Ben-- but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable

Your forehead is so clear like the liberty bell manual in 1876

What did Ronnie have at taco bell?

A mind-blowing bean barrito.

What does the door say to the door bell? the door said: "You dingus!"

Your mom is soo fat when she asked "what gift will I get" abuela from encanto said DEFINITELY TACO BELL 🌮🔔

The bell rings and Ana was about to leave but the teacher said "the bell doesn't dismiss you I do" the next day Ana was late and the teacher asked "why are you late " and Ana replied with "the bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive I do"

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

Me after Taco Bell,”I’m about to blow this place up like September 11”

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business

I ate taco bell last night i pooped out your hairline

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

-Dark_Humor

more about quinn he loves robin he loves his tight ass he licks up all his shit after taco bell

Taco bell make's you crapy

I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!!

Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear